Dear Donald John, It's you, not me. When you won, I knew the country was settling. You are the loud guy that shows up during last call. People are wobbly and not wanting to go home. You promised a good time. The country was thirsty so it worked. We got into bed with you. I knew the ...
The Fourth Walsh
Theatre with a side of life
Category A letter to POTUS
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Chicago Pride!
Dear President Trump, Since today is the Chicago Pride Parade, I am going to use this opportunity to draw your attention to: the Chicago community and LGBTQ community. Chicago is my hometown for twenty-three years now. It is the best city in the world! People associate us with the 2016 World Series Chicago Cubs, stuffed pizza and ...
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I apologize for not writing sooner…
Dear President Trump, I’m sorry that I haven’t written in awhile. It’s not because you aren’t on my mind. It’s just the opposite. You see I work for a nonprofit funded by DHHS. Our contract ends on July 31st. We’ve been waiting since January for a funding opportunity announcement (FOA) to begin the competitive bidding process. ...
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#AlternativeTweets
Dear President Trump, Twitter seems to be your favorite platform to speak to the people. On one hand, it is admirable that you use technology to be more accessible to the American people. On the other hand, it's an in-the-moment communique so it tends to be reactive and impulsive. And unlike a person tweeting their opinions ...
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“Remember the ladies”
Dear President Trump, Two of my favorite gals were in your hood last weekend. Did you see them? How about the estimated half million protestors that marched in DC? Did you hear them? Last Saturday, protestors in many cities, Chicago, New York, Boston, LA, Kalamazoo, Austin, Seattle, Madison, Cincinnati and more, expressed their concern with you ...
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From one public servant to another
Dear President Trump, You weren’t my choice but you are our President of the United States. I voted for my gal. She is the most qualified person in our nation’s history to be Commander in Chief. She won the popular vote but you won the electoral college. Her political camp neglected key states. Your team did ...