A RUBES REPORT: I wanted to understand. I wanted to pour myself into the pressed suit and peer into the world within the world; I wanted to encounter the cultured and coiffed and come out clutching clarity. Who’s to say I’m not an opera guy? Who says I can’t keep up?
Hustling after dinner I get spilled on the curb of an Art Deco behemoth squatting down by the river, a 45 story tower with 22 story knees straddling the opera house like a tormenting older brother. On either side of the front doors are restaurants, each spitting out a distinct but well-turned crowd smelling of cabernet and overbrewed coffee, damp coats and dry cleaning. And yet somehow everyone converges on the lobby with the deliberation of Joyce’s “The Dead,” determined to set off together and in high spirits. At intermission this will manifest itself in a grey haired woman clutching a young black girl she doesn’t know by the upper arms and asking “Are you enjoying yourself?” but for now it seems benevolent enough.

A walk to your seats in any theater is a good walk but the Civic is particularly pleasant. It’s a high ceilinged, democratic box with everything open in front you until the conductor and the pit and walking those steps the air practically bristles with potential and spectacle and possibility and all the rest of the frou frou bullshit that makes it fun. I look around delighted while the final screws turn into place, until the baton shoots up and whatever’s about to happen begins.

Outside the affable gay man I sequester in the wine line tells me “Well it’s Mozart” as though that explains everything. I buy a glass of red and decline a cheese plate.
The second act has “Der Holle Rache,” and ooooh boy, holy shit. And then of course a denouement and all of that, but really, “Der Holle Rache.” Everyone claps their ass off and the lights come on and when I turn to go I see the man from intermission a few people ahead of me with his partner. Everyone shuffles forward and through the mischief of physics I pick out his voice as he says “well, a classic worth seeing once…and I think no more than once.” And finally, I understand.