Review “Disenchanted!” (Broadway in Chicago): The Real Castlewives of Disney

Disenchanted-GroupSelfieBroadway In Chicago and Starvox Entertainment are pleased to present DISENCHANTED!

Former history teacher Dennis T. Giacino (book, music, lyrics) mused about what the real 10-year old Pocahontas might think of her busty, mini-skirt wearing 20-year old cartoon depiction. His historic reflection led to an exploration of all Disney princesses.  What did these ‘Real Castlewives of Disney’ think about their happily-ever-after lives?  Giacino’s DISENCHANTED! rips Disney a new one as the Princesses sing about their disappointments.

This show is more like a revue than a musical. There isn’t a plot. It’s musical numbers strung together with light-hearted banter. Each princess gets a solo to lament about her personal frustration with a chipped cup, no guy or two legs.  Ann Paula Bautista (Hua Mulan) is particularly hysterical in Without the Guy.  The spunky Bautista comes to a thought-provoking conclusion about herself based on the lack of a prince in her storyline.

The statuesque Merritt Crews (Snow White) acts as the official host to this royal variety show.  Her sidekicks are a ditzy Madison Hayes-Crook (Cinderella) and the rogue-twerking Daniella Richards (Sleeping Beauty). The trio’s frothy interactions are cute with a side of cheekiness. It’s nothing substantial. The real focus is the songs and these ladies give us a royal treat in their singing. 

Miriam Drysdale (The Little Mermaid) and Uche Ama (The Princess Who Kissed the Frog) join Bautista, Crews, Hayes-Crook and Richards.  Besides their solo bits, the princesses get together for harmonious lamenting in All I want to do is eat and Big Tits.  The sisterhood bond together against the male-dominated Disney machine. In a unified voice, they sing about women being portrayed as victims requiring rescue. They end with an empowering modern-day princess’ anthem, Once upon a time. 

This show isn’t about a story.  It’s about the characters within the familiar stories of childhood. The cabaret style has an ‘American Idol: The Princesses’ vibe. The amusing romp is playful. Although the content has sexual innuendos and an occasional F-bomb, I didn’t think it was that raunchy.  I kept imagining my ten year old niece absolutely loving it as a naughty-but-nice-princess-showcase.

Running Time: Ninety minutes with no intermission

At Broadway Playhouse, 175 E. Chestnut

Book, music and lyrics by Dennis T. Giacino

Directed by Christopher Bond

Tuesdays at 7:30 PM
Wednesdays at 2 PM and 7:30 PM (no matinee on June 1)
Thursdays at 7:30 PM
Fridays at 7:30 PM
Saturdays at 2 PM and 8 PM
Sundays at 2 PM and 6:00 PM (no evening performance on May 22 and May 29)

Thru June 5th

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or call 773.769.3832.

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