Coping one single at a time

Thursday, May 8, 2014 Permalink 0

I fell off the wagon on Thursday.  Except for a momentary slip at a September funeral luncheon, I had gone a full year without Kraft Singles.  On Thursday, in my weakened weather state, I believed the best thaw out would be a Kraft Single.  So, I got a pack… a 24 pack.

I love the wrapped up squares of orange.  They melt perfectly for a grilled cheese sandwich or on a pile of pretzels.  And even though I can’t describe what they taste like, I know they at least add an element of texture to a dish.  It softens up the harshest foods with a warm blanket of goo.  And they’re so easy and mess free. Rip the plastic and voila….

Yet, I can’t help but believe Kraft Singles are the poster child for processed foods.

Ingredients: milk, whey, milk protein concentrate, milkfat, sodium citrate, contains less than 2% of calcium phosphate, whey protein concentrate, salt, lactic acid, sorbic acid as a preservative, cheese culture, annatto and paprika extract (color), enzymes, vitamin d3.

In my efforts to live healthier, I have limited my processed foods.  I’m eating more organic and fresh.  And I’m indulging less in frozen and the chemically preserved.  I will say with all bragging rights that the illusion of health is there.  I’m a fifty-year old woman currently on no medications.  My only complaint is the stiffness from prolonged sitting.  Something I try to remedy with frequent activity.

So, as I slip back in to my old Kraft Single ways, I vow to give them up *if* temperatures rise over 40 degrees.  In the next ten days, the 30s and the promise of potential rain on Thursday are the only hope for relief.  Today, it’s 1 degree.  I’m a survivor.  To get through this arctic chill, I’m going melt a Kraft Single on it.  Whatever IT is.

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